To my Mini-iPad

How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways...

Thou art my word processor,
calculator,
spreadsheet manager,
world clock,
alarm clock,
camera,
videocamera,
reading library,
dictionary,
phone book,
address book,
encyclopedia,
knitting and crochet pattern book,
tutor on any subject,
newspaper,
television,
map,
GPS (sat nav),
blog,
filing cabinet,
face-to-face telephone,
travel agent,
cookbook,
calendar,
appointment book,
day planner,
shopping manager,
restaurant guide,
movie guide,
home theater,
messenger/post office,
home security system manager,
game box,

and infinite other things.  And thou art wireless and fittest into a side pocket of my handbag!