Plenary Indulgence

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Pope Benedict XVI is promising that if you go to Lourdes, France this year, visiting all the major religious sites and there praying devoutly, you will skip purgatory and go straight to heaven. Watch the news video here.

Update: Rats! The promise isn't necessarily to you, but only to Catholics. The rest of us -- oh, yeah, the rest of us don't believe in Purgatory anyway.