Fun

Spent part of yesterday and all day today with my mother and sister. Tonight the retirement community had a jokes evening, which we all attended. Here's my favorite, of the ones told:

A 50-year-old married couple was eating at a fancy restaurant when a tiny fairy appeared on their table and said, "I will grant each of you one wish."

The wife said, "I'd like a cruise around the whole world, stopping anywhere I like, with all the luxuries included."

"Granted," said the fairy, and poof! - the tickets appeared in her hand.

The husband said, "I'm sorry, my dear, to tell you this, but this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, and what I really want is a wife half my age."

"Granted," said the fairy, and poof! - he turned 100.