So Cool!

or, Ah, Fulfillment in Life!

"What is this, Grandma?" asked Kelly, snuggling down into her bed.

"That's the control to your mattress warmer."

"Mattress warmer?"

"Well, I should say your electric mattress cover. You press this button and your mattress cover heats up to keep you warm on cold nights. You won't need it tonight, of course."

Kelly sighed a big sigh. "You have a mattress warmer. You have a secret room. You have squirrels. Grandma, you are so cool!"