Sunday, February 6, 2011

Genesis as Icon, Part VII: Lessons from Noah (Humor)

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark

One : Don't miss the boat.

Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four: Stay fit. Someone may ask you to do something really big.

Five : Have the courage of your convictions. Don't listen to detractors; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Six: Build your future on high ground.

Seven : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.

Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting...


elizabeth said...

I liked this, thanks! :)