From my Niece's Blog

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...who is (tentatively) an atheist.

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To Whichever Deity it May Concern:
I seem to have more than my fair share of serious illness in my family lately. I'm sure it must be difficult to keep track of, what with all the plague, famine, and disease worldwide; however, I am confident that since I have now brought this error to your attention, the problem will be corrected immediately and I will receive a full and complete refund.
Sincerely,
Grace

Full blog is here together with her mother's apt comment. (Her mother is my sister Wendy.)

I'm working on a comment of my own...and would love to hear yours, provided it is very loving and not too preachy.