Fortune Cookies

The trouble with Chinese fortune cookies is, they aren't really honest. I mean, they never tell you the stuff you really need to know, such as that tomorrow you are going to be fired.

My Internet friend, s-p, once told me he and his wife had a Chinese New Year party, and they doctored the fortune cookies they served there, much to the surprise of their guests.

Right, s-p! Give people information they can use!