Linda's Amazing, Magical Purse

Did you forget your pen, and now you need one, and a piece of paper to write somebody a note? Just ask Linda; she carries those in her handbag, along with some tape so you can leave the note on the door.

Has some strong emotion suddenly seized you, and you find yourself weepy and runny-nosed without a Kleenex? Linda will give you one. Or two, or three...

Have you a headache? Linda carries both aspirin and acetomeniphen in her bag.

Have you split your trousers, popped a button, or discovered your hem hanging down? Linda will hand you a small sewing kit, complete with scissors and thimble, needles and thread.

Have you cut your finger, skinned your knee? Linda has bandaids in her purse, and antiseptic cream, too.

Do you need change for a dollar, or for five dollars? Linda comes prepared to supply it to you.

Whether it's a paper clip, measuring tape, rubber band, hand mirror, postage stamp, or safety pin, Linda carries it in her handbag, just for you, in case you may ever need it.

Linda is a unique sort of a saint.